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Subject: To My Darling Slutty Puppet Friends!
From: "Michelle Holmes"
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Date: Tue, 30 May 2000 11:21:31 -0400
Wow! Who was that incredibly talented, gorgeous tattooed women
on
Friday's episode? Hi Guys it's me! I saw the episode that I am
in on
Friday....hee hee hee it's funny! Obviously from the comments
on this
board, everyone appears to be enjoying the show just as much
as myself and
everyone at Stainless Studios does! Congratulations Boys! Thanks
again
for the really great time!
Michelle XOXOXOXOXOX
Subject: Murks New Thing. = )
From: Knuckles
To: "steve westren"
Date: Sun, 28 May 2000 14:54:49 -0400
Murk's New Thing.
Laugh, I nearly shat HEhEHHEheHe Bwahahhahahahahaahhahaha
As you stated, No doubt the Network WILL make you edit that
one.
"Anus?!?!" HEhehhhehahehehehe
But the funniest part was the blooper at the end. Had to tape
it to show to
my friends, they have all yet to witness your team's brilliance.
My god man, keep up the good work. Hopefully someday your
shows will be on
video for purchase.
Regards
Michael Atkinson
Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 22:49:40 -0400
From: Mark Maranta
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: the SHOW
Oooh. Wow. Here I am, doing the sofakartoffel bit and on comes
this
quick little blurb... "watch Internet Slutts on the Comedy
Channel at
11:30"... so what the hell, I'm gonna be staying up until
12:05 to catch
SP on Global so let's check it out.
Well, Wally, I am converted. Thanks for making me laugh so
much... "pity
fuck", ROFL. Hey, keep it going, maybe someday you'll get
some legs....
I was showing your web clips to everyone in the Ottawa Computer
City
store where I was working today (weekend gig doing Apple Demo
Days)...
boy you sure say FUCK a lot. There were salesmen scrambling from
all
over for that volume knob... heh heh heh.
Can't wait until NEXT WEEK!
Mark Maranta aka Spudboy
P.S. you and Murk use really cool computers I see. Keep it
up. Remember,
"The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is
the day they
start making vacuum cleaners."
John replies,
Yes, Murk has a "really cool computer,"
and every production department from the writers to the editors
use "really cool computers." Only the accounting departments
use "not as cool computers." You might say we are "really
cool computer" addicts.
From: Super Jay
To: murk@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: great show!
Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 00:32:37 -0400
Hey there,
Great show, I was just flipping through the channels and saw
the opening
credits and saw "Ron Stefaniuk" and said "Ok,
this must have something cool
in it since he did FX on Goosebumps and The Biggest Little Ticket's
kickass dragon." and then I notice the oddly shaped puppets
and chuckle and
then tell all the yankee losers in #furry they're missing a very
"interesting" show ;)
Anyhowls, the humor was excellent, a friend told me it reminds
him of "The
Pinky and the Brain", but for adults...
Keep up the great shows!
-Jason
From: Stuart Ritchie
Sent: Saturday, May 27, 2000 3:20 AM
To: mail@thecomedynetwork.ca
Subject: Attn: Steve Westren - Internet Slutts
Dear Mr. Westren,
First of all, saw your program tonight and enjoyed it. I may
be 55 years
old but still love outrageous humour. Original and funny too.
Well done....
... Carry on the good work.
Regards,
Stuart Ritchie
PS I live in Calgary ...
From: Becca Nuttal
Sent: Saturday, May 27, 2000 8:38 PM
To: mail@thecomedynetwork.ca
Subject: A show that I saw lastnight
Hey! I was just wondering what the show was called. It was
a little penis
and his friend searching about piercings on the Internet. it
was fucking
funny and I wanted to know what it was called. I can't find it
in your
schedule anywhere.
Rebecca.
Steve replies,
Wally... A LITTLE penis? Either you've
been dating a lot of NBA players
lately or you've really got to lower your standards.
From: CW Field
Sent: Saturday, May 27, 2000 3:12 AM
To: mail@thecomedynetwork.ca
Subject: Internet Slutts
saw this show for the first time tonight. loved it. is there
a web site?
peeing my pants with laughter,
jo hohohohoho
To: mail@thecomedynetwork.ca
hey:
Oh man... hilarious! Riotous! On ON ON! I haven't laughed
like that in
ages. Keep 'em coming. Now I'm off to get something pierced or
scarred
in honour of. Heh heh heh.
Mark Maranta
P.S. Wally looks like a dickhead... maybe no-one else has
noticed.
From: "Chris R."
To: <murk@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: Site Links. I Know You Want Them.
Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 03:17:21 -0400
"Internet Slutts, eh? I'll give it a try," I said
to myself as the show
started. I couldn't believe my own eyes as a giant talking penis
and his
stick-friend guided me through an insane half-hour voyage through
the
wonderful world of Internet fetish sites. Not just "I like
to have my feet
tickled" sites. No, that would be too easy to get by the
censors and the
god-fearing masses. They were "I like having metal rods
pierced through my
anus" sites. Anus? Yes, anus.
Congratulations on such a creative and witty show.
Subject: Tom Green Who?????????
Date: Wed, 24 May 2000 13:41:25 -0400
From: "Michael A."
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
I must say that since the first preview I saw on Comedy Network
I was
enticed by this show. Who wouldn't be..... = ) Having seen the
shows
aired -- even the accidental repeat again -- I can't tell you
how much I
love your show... Finally something on television worth watching.
Something that doesn't treat the audience like idiots. My only
complaint is
the show is too short............ My girlfriend and I have a
new reason
to stay home on Friday and its name is " I N T E R N E T
S L U TT S "
Respectfully yours Michael A.
Date: Sat, 20 May 2000 21:13:05 -0400
From: angie Barber
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: viewer comments
I love your show, it is hilarious. I love it.
MD
From: "M Mehmet"
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: Thanks for the laughs
Date: Sat, 20 May 2000 05:36:55 EDT
Hey there,
I must say that I am so glad I discovered your show by accident
one
drunken night. My friend and I thought it was just the most hilarious
show
we have come across in years. Personally I don't think its even
comparable
to anything else I've ever seen. Thanks for the laughs and also
the crazy
web sites you discover. I just wish the show was on earlier than
4:30am on
Friday nights. If I'm not working I'm usually not in the best
shape to still
be awake to watch the show...or even to remember to tape it.
Please let me
know if there are any videos being sold of the episodes because
I definitely
would love to own the whole set. Thanks again.
Mehmet
Kitchener, Ontario
Steve replies,
Slutts also airs at 11.30 pm Friday
nights. We hope to be offering tapes,
T-shirts and squeezable honey dispensers in the shape of Wally
-- you know,
all your usual quality merchandise -- soon.
Date: Sat, 20 May 2000 00:20:03 -0700 (PDT)
From: Greg Baker
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: Just one question
A group of friends and I happened across the show by accident.
One
thing's been concerning us. What is Murk, anyway? I mean, Wally's
pretty
clearly a penis but what's Murk?
BTW, having a title like "Internet Slutts" makes
it really hard to find
your web site if you forgot to write the address down. :-)
Greg in Vancouver
Steve replies,
Murk is the bastard offspring of bicycle
couriers. (Some reviewers have
described him as a penis, also, which deeply worries me.)
As for the address, we'd really wanted
http://Spect&-uofalta-org./321.sigma.554//html./inslu8899/
but some squatter s.o.b scooped it first, and screw him if he
thinks we're
gonna pay him the 50 grand he wants!
From: "Rick and Teena"
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: Fan@#$%!&*tastic
Date: Sat, 20 May 2000 02:27:38 -0000
This has got to be the greatest thing a Canadian ever did!
... BRAVO!
What better way to introduce the true Internet to anyone than
to laugh at
it. A missed and not forgotten soul Mr. Zappa would have been
honored by
your show. Are there any possible references to him in your future
epsiodes? If you are not familiar with his exploits, please find
the
excerpts of his dialogue with the Delaware committee that wanted
to
incarcerate anyone who had 'F#$% you ' on a Tshirt for 20 years.
I'm buzzed Rick
Steve replies,
Not only does Murk quote Frank Zappa
in "Wally's New Hobby," I sit myself
down and listen to Billy The Mountain in its entirety at least
once a year.
From: "Mike Lacoursiere"
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: YO, YO!
Date: Thu, 18 May 2000 23:41:45 -0600
Hi I'm Mike from Peace River. I'd just like to say that I love
the
show, your kind of irreverent and outrageous comedy is quite
refreshing in
this day and age. With that out of the way I'd like to say "fuck
you" to
Matt Mcomb who mailed you saying he brought Wally and Murk to
Peace
River. That's a lie, in fact it was me.......me, me, me........(and
nothing to do with you) I watched your first episode thought
it kicked
ass and told everybody about it. Matt's a dink (like Wally) and
looks
much like him, I think that small explosives should be placed
under each
of his nipples and exploded. Yeah that's right you heard me.........
Anyways that's all I wanted to say, that and KEEP UP THE GREAT
WORK!!!
Steve replies,
Cool. A turf war in Peace River.
John replies,
Ironic, eh what?
Subject: WALLY AND MURK RULE ALL!!!!!!
Date: Wed, 17 May 2000 21:11:59 MDT
From: "big blue scrotumclown"
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Internet Slutts is the best fucking show. Wally and Murk are
going to send
pussy-ass shows like South Park into the ground!!!!!!!!!
Steve replies,
Big Blue Scrotum Clown... didn't I work
with you at Canada's Wonderland?
Subject: Yo dude.
Date: Wed, 17 May 2000 20:21:05 -0700 (PDT)
From: Matthew McComb
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Hi, I'm Matthew McComb of Peace River, Alberta. I was
watching Tom Green on Fiday night once (my kind of
humour) and I saw on next was Internet Slutts. So I
stayed tuned. Well I didn't regret it. Of course I
was recording Tom Green, so I kept the tape rolling
for your show. The next day all my friends knew about
it. Now a lot of the high school kids in our quiet
little town are buzzing about it.... Thanx for
the Entertainment.
Steve replies,
Thanks for watching! And please put
in a good word for us if you're ever in
Grimshaw or Berwyn.
Subject: OUTSTANDING
Date: Thu, 18 May 2000 00:12:21 -0400
From: glenn allman
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
From: glenn allman
Love the show, absolutely love the show. I kept falling out
of my
chair, PLEASE keep up the excellent work!!!
Subject: a site to check out
Date: Thu, 11 May 2000 13:22:35 -0600
From: enuis
To: murk@wallyandmurk.co
..."Love the show, please don't let the network change
it!
Einus Beer"
Steve replies,
Thanks! The Comedy Network has actually
been great to work with. In fact,
they told us to go ahead and try to go too far. Stay tuned, because
in the
next couple of episodes, I think we might have accomplished that.
And
thanks for the site you recommended... we're hoping to include
it next
season!
Subject: MY TV BLEW UP!
Date: Sat, 13 May 2000 02:43:41 -0400
From: Burke Campbell
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
"I took a chance and tried to watch Internet Slutts last
night. I was
enjoying the show, but was nervous because of the VIOLENT electrical
storm. Suddenly, my screen went blank! I couldn't get any of
the
channels! I dont' know how the program ended!
Did this happen to everyone????
Burke
(still peeling off his charred pajamas which got rather crispy
when the
blue bolts came out of the mouth of the TV and swept like a wand
over
the room. God, I love your show and what it does to me!)"
Steve replies,
I'm frankly tickled that you watch us
in your pjs. It's gotten me thinking
that we should start manufacturing snuggly Wally and Murk dolls
that folks
can tuck themselves into bed with after they've watched the show.
Subject: A talking penis??!! {I thought I had the only one.}
Date: Wed, 10 May 2000 17:18:35 -0300
From: Gordon Johnson
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
... I've seen your show only once but I'm already hooked.
The exploration to
the site 'Strange things found in dog feces' was not only educational,
but made me feel not so alone in this world. I thought I was
the only
one who looked at my dog's shit! Thanks for making me feel normal.
I'm
sure your show will be a major success all over the world...
Steve replies,
Testimonies like this one warm the cockles
of my heart. It's gratifying to
know our passionate work is changing people's lives for the better.
Thank you.
Subject: whoo-hoo!
Date: Sun, 7 May 2000 20:07:48 -0700
From: Jeff Hohner
To: murk@wallyandmurk.com
Just caught "This is your brain..." It was the funniest,
most
entertaining 1/2 hour of TV I've seen in a long time. I felt
an
instant affinity for both Murk and Wally. I guess this is only
natural since I've smoked banana peels, worked as a bicycle courier,
and have a penis. I also love to surf the odd: now I've got two
friends to hang out with each week! (Yes, I'm lonely.) Great
writing,
great acting, great puppets! Keep it up! (can't wait for re-runs
to
catch episode 2 --viagra and vomit, sounds great.)
Jeff Hohner
John replies,
Thanks for the enthusiasm. I can never
find papers large enough to roll a whole banana.
Date: Mon, 01 May 2000 12:06:52 -0400
From: Burke Campbell
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: MY REACTION
I am writing to say that your Friday night show of Internet
Slutts was
breathtaking. In particular, I wish to say that the scene in
which Wally
throws-up stands as a milestone in the history of visual expressiveness.
Surely, the "Hurling Penis scene" ranks alongside the
filmic complexity
of the "shower scene" in Alfred Hitchcock's cinematic
masterpiece,
Psycho. Moreover, the "HP" scene stridently conveys
the same desperate
hysteria of Marilyn Monroe in "The Misfits", where
she stands alone
against the backdrop of the Arizona desert, screaming, "You
murderers!
You murderers! You kill everything you can't understand! Why
don't you
just GO and kill yourselves! Why don't you KILL yourselves!"
Finally,
one cannot but admire the subtle and scholarly references to
Jean Paul Sarte's great existential masterwork, Nausea.
What can I say? After tuning in to your show for a bit of
a laugh, or a
few goofy jokes, I came face-to-face with all FOUR of the KNOWN
emotions. I was so gutted by the experience that I have sat,
like a
statue on Easter Island, blank-faced, in front of the tube for
the past
3 days.
I look forward to next week's show. I can only know humility
before such
talent.
Burke Campbell
(Resting quietly now, after the kind doctor's visit)
Steve replies,
I was at film school just barely long
enough to hazard a guess that you're
being facetious... but your film and literary citations are impeccable
--
so I just might use them as back-up on my next credit card application.
Thanks!
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