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Date: Fri, 24 Aug 2001 17:03:00 +0000
From: coolkatmobile
To: murk@wallyandmurk.com
Please could you give me the recipie for homemade mdma please.
Wally replies,
Murk's home-made ecstasy isn't really
MDMA. He just grabs a lump of the
Stachybotrys mold growing under his sink and presses a logo into
it, and
that seems to suit him just fine.
From: Alban Cook
Date: Sat, 25 Aug 2001
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: Internet Slutts
Your show is fantastic! It is consistenly funny and honest.
It's
also the ONLY show on the Comedy Network that I'm not ashamed
to admit
is Canadian (i.e. Air Farce).
Above all, thank you for two things: 1) Mentioning Winnipeg
and 2)
the personal act on Ron Jeremy. I had thought up until then that
I was
the only one who hated his hairy, sleazy guts. Hope you have
a lot more
years on the Comedy Network.
Steve replies,
Thanks! I really like Winnipeg, by the
way, although the mosquitos are
alarmingly huge out there. (I once saw one standing flatfoot
and schtuping
a flamingo. I did so.)
From: Ericripped
Date: Tue, 14 Aug 2001
Subject: (no subject)
To: murk@wallyandmurk.com
Your show rules i laughed my ass off.
From: david barber
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Date: Tue, 7 Aug 2001 18:33:45 +0100
Subject: rustling taffeta
Hi Wally. My name is David Barber, from Portsmouth on the
south coast of
the United Kingdom. I'd very much like to see photos of girls
if possible
rustling full 50 yard bolts of yarn dyed stiff taffeta, it's
a beautitful
and very seedy fabric, which I like myself, and have several
skirts I wear
to Rocky Horror nights, in that fabric, girls also rustling taffeta
skirts,
taffeta petticoats etc.
Yours sincerly David Barber.
Wally replies,
Can't say that I've got any snapshots
that quite fit the bill, although I
do have a video of three fetching lasses starching a tablecloth...
will
that do?
Date: Sun, 22 Jul 2001
From: Adamantius M
Subject: slutts take over the world...maybe someday
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Dear Wally,
I caught a preview of the show that was played (I
think while Steve was on the Mike Bullard show,
correct me if I'm wrong) and when I saw a commercial
on the Comedy Network, I checked it out. The first
episode I caught was the episode of you being in love
with yourself (dude, you missed out on a hot chick
that wanted to score!). This show is genius, it's
also a funny son of a bugger if I ever saw one. Give
Friends a run for their money-actually Drew Carey
rather, he actually used puppets on his show.
Wally, one question, is that an English accent? And
how the heck can you put up with Murk??? I'd probably
hog-tie-and-duct-tape him to the ceiling.
When Murk was one the drugs and almost suffocated in
that chamber thingy... Maybe you should have left him
in there. Has his hair ever poked you in the eye?
Reminds me of Sideshow Bob (Simpsons) or a palm tree.
I can't wait until next Saturday... Believe me!
Adam
Wally replies,
I don't have an accent, I have perfect
enunciation, that's all. And as for
Murk, I put up with him in much the same way that someone undergoing
chemotherapy puts up with the regular bouts of spontaneous regurgitation.
And yes, his hair has poked me in the eye, but I got my revenge
with a
scathingly witty gibe that quickly put him in his place!
Murk replies,
Huh?
From: Hadean Dragon
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: Watching your show at work...
Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2001 23:08:46 -0400
I first started watching your show after downloading them on
the 'net
(irony? nah.)... but the catch is - I watched them at work (being
bored
shitless and all)... my coworker would wonder what I was laughing
so hard
at - he'd look over and realize, my GOD, it's a giant penis!
Suffice it to
say, he wouldn't talk to me for at least another hour after that...
which is
great, 'cause he talked too much anyway!
neeeed mmoooree Slutts...
Date: Sat, 09 Jun 2001
From: Marie-Pascale Rivet
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: Too much fun for just one season...
I watched the April 2000 run of the show (my wife thought I was
insane
to watch it). Well, I started taping it for her to watch. Now
we are
both "insane" fans of the show! Will there be a second
season of mirth,
Murk, messiness and Wally?
Dean
Steve replies,
It's highly unlikely that the Comedy
Network will have us back for a second
batch of shows (we scare away too many advertisers), but Frank's
got this
idea for a live musical skating version of the show, which he
wants to call
"Slutts On Ice." See you at the rink!
From: Ben Denslow
To: <wally@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject: congrats
Date: Sun, 27 May 2001 17:09:33 -0700
Let me tell ya, the world is finally learning to laugh. Your
show is a
testament and a treatment of what is right in the world. When
I found your
show on the comedy network, I thought that I was going to pant
myself
laughing. Hooray for Wally and Murk, digging up sites that are
really
twisted and funny. This is the real stuff baby... like the ball
catcher
said....keep it up and inside. hehehe
Wally replies,
Ahhh, the laughter-induced voiding of
one's bowels... how I missed hearing
such praise all those long lonely months we were off the air.
From: JIM& FRAN
To: <murk@wallyandmurk.com>
Subject:
Date: Sun, 27 May 2001 17:21:12 -0300
I WATCH YOUR SHOW ALL THE TIME. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU GUYS
COULD MAKE
AN ADD FOR VIAGRA?
Steve replies,
In fact, Wally auditioned for the Pfizer
Riser commercial that aired during
the hockey play-offs, but the creatives said his performance
was lacking in
nuance.
Wally adds,
Those advertising knobs wouldn't know
nuance if it strolled up to them and
reamed them out with a Cleo.
Steve concludes,
...they also said he seemed... difficult...
Date: Sat, 26 May 2001
From: Mike and Christine Smith
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: Merchandising
First of all, great to see you guys back on the air!
Have you seriously considered how you could merchandise yourselves?
Imagine a line of clothing called WallyWear! It'd be cool
to see a
T-shirt with Wally striking an intellectual pose...or you could
put him
on a pair of boxers. Of course, that would lead to guys saying
"Wanna
see my Wally?" to elderly women on the street. How about
water bottles
in the shape of Wally....or bed sheets...or WallySocks, the socks
that
will always stay up...or WallyTools, the line of power tools
for
men...or Gummi Wallys (Wallies?) for kids!
And don't forget Murk! MurkPens...Murk lava lamps that only
work when
you use "mind altering substances"...Murk brand condoms...maybe
strike a
deal with the makers of the Dixie cup, have Murk's likeness on
their
paper cups...and of course the ever popular "101 Ways to
Wank using the
Murk E. Mazurkewich Method for Wanking" book!
There's a big market out there for Internet Slutts merchandising...ya
gotta cash in on it!
Sodomania! (That's Siberian for See you later!)
Steve replies,
...I think we just found our new marketing
director.
Date: Mon, 21 May 2001 12:33:10 -0700
From: Bruce Dust
Subject: Question
A quick question; but first, CONGRATULATIONS! Glad to see the
Comedy
Network finally recognized funny and original and put you guys
back on
the air. Back to my question, is there any chance that the 18
episodes
will be available for sale? If the price was right, I know I'd
buy two.
Thanks for keeping 'the fans' posted! Good luck in future
endeavours (or
new episodes for Wally and Murk, but I doubt Comedy Network is
that
enlightened)!
Regards,
Bruce Dust
Steve replies,
I think the Network has the rights to
the 18 episodes for another year...
then we're going on a video selling binge the likes of which
this nation
has never seen. (As for merchandise, I'm still disappointed we
couldn't
swing a deal to manufacture squeezable Wally-shaped honey dispensers...
)
Date: Sat, 19 May 2001 06:13:46 -0500
From: Cassie Chiurka
To: wally@wallyandmurk.com
Subject: great
I just got up and and couldn't sleep so I put on the tv and your
show
was on, I just laughed and laughed, it is great, a little risky
for day
time but still was funny as hell, keep up the good work boys,
here in Sask.
Wally replies,
We're on in the DAYTIME in Saskatchewan?!
No wonder I'm starting to get fan
mail from nannies...
From: Stuart Porter
Subject: Something to do for the site
Date: Fri, 18 May 2001 22:44:12 -0400
Hiya. I got an idea for something to put on the site, just in
case
you guys don't get a second season out of the revival of your
show. You
could put up the "best sites" people have sent in,
those that would've
been on the show if it had a second season. It'd be a silent
testament to
those legions of computer freaks who spend countless hours searching
for
the most fucked-up sites on the web.
DocDragon
Steve replies,
That's a very good idea. We'd been hoarding
the sites people have sent us,
hoping to use them in a second season. There's been some loose
talk up at
the Network about possibly producing some new 'mini' episodes
of Internet
Slutts to stream on their web site, but if that falls apart we'll
definitely put together a new page of links.
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